"By using high-density focused facial pressure (in other words, face sitting), I will correct the distortion of your face and the disturbance of your autonomic nervous system," said the beautician as she straddled my face and performed the treatment! If she continued to work on my groin area, my autonomic nervous system and lymphatic system would be so well-balanced that I would get a rock-hard erection! Then, while sitting on my face, she said, "I'll also adjust this for you."